Serbian Sideshow

The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury

Rob was disrespectin me big time, so i gave him a Serbian Sideshow He'll never forget.

by Joey B.D. June 16, 2010

sidestepping

when memembers of the female sex take off their shirts and walk sideways for a line of boys while standing at an arch. This usually turns into a competion. the male memembers decide who does it the best. BIG MISTAKE.

To win his effection, I particpated in a sidestepping competion.

by I know anything and everything January 2, 2006

Snide Rump

Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)

1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.

The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.

by R Wilson December 11, 2011

snide cunt

A person that is really cocky and thinks they are better than everyone else, often seen to take the piss out of others to make themself look cool or feel good about themself

Me: "Joel keeps ripping the piss out of me and it's getting me pissed off"

B: "aye what a snide cunt"

by Munchmacock May 20, 2017

Snudes

Short for send nudes

Hey becky you wanna snudes?

by Daddysavage11 November 24, 2017

Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.

Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.

by bean jackson November 26, 2018

Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012