Sneef

Similar to a "snart" which is a simultaneous sneeze and fart, a sneef is a simultaneous combination of a sneeze and a queef.

I was with a girl last night who sneefed after we were done having sex. She went to sneeze and a queef came out.

by Skizzle308 May 16, 2011

arf snarf

A person who farts in the bath tub then bites the bubbles.

That dude is such a friggin arf snarf...

by texaskid August 27, 2005

jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008

Snarfblat

A magical creation that takes you on an adventure to jesus.

-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.

by momo the hoho February 23, 2010

snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009

snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.

Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!

by sek-c August 26, 2004

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004