Sneaky Stiffler

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.

"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."

by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009

Sneaky Weins

If the chick you're trying to holla at isn't down to fuck, you convince her to "take it slow" and then sneak your dick in once you get the panties off. Hence, sneaky weins.

Tommy is the king of sneaky weins - the bitches never see it coming!

by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

Sneaky Reed

One who slips into butt sex unanounced

"Whoa! Slow down there sneaky reed"

by bovice the 4th April 4, 2009

Sneaky Santa

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.

Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.

by MagentaMickeyMantle December 8, 2020

Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

by eddie steph July 4, 2012

sneaky bevvies

Alcoholic drinks which are consumed with the intention of higher authority not knowing.

Aaron: Wanna come to the pub for a beer mate?

Edwin: Sorry Aaron can't. I've been out all weekend and my wife will kill me if I have one.

Aaron: What about we go the shed for some sneaky bevvies?

Edwin: Sounds good.

by Walley123 April 13, 2011

sneaky snake

the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room

(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake

by ragequiter March 18, 2011