snail blade

To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly

We snail bladed them and before they knew it, we stole the deal.

by All day 1978 May 3, 2021

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

by schtulberg May 6, 2014

snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021

Snail trail

A very tasty shot that consists of a

1 oz shot absolute citron

1 oz island pucker
splash of lemonade
remainder 7 up

The snail trail goes down smooth and is sure to get you fucked up!

what are you boys having tonight? "two snail trails please." Finishes shot.... damn taylor you sure make a great snail trail!!

by Lawnmower nation February 9, 2021

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 10, 2014

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022