When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail
by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014

Snail Man is a cryptozoological creature discovered/popularized by Singer/Songwriter Gezebelle Gaburgably. Snail Man is about six feet tall and is usually in some sort of bright neon color. He is often seen not wearing clothes but occasionally he puts some on. Snail Man prefers a lifestyle of isolation and doesn’t like people. Snail Man mainly eats shrubs and herbs, and is know for his life of crime. Committing terrible acts such as bombing a casino and committing a mass shooting at a local Home Depot.
by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.
by T20x3 February 27, 2018

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.
by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016
