Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.
by Boner2020 November 10, 2020

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.
Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.
by Mink673 January 19, 2023

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)
by Word393838393 September 10, 2025

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."
"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso May 29, 2018
