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Sloth Bath

I bought pizza!
Great, let's turn off the lights and have a sloth bath!
by Tariq the Mighty Assassin December 14, 2018
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Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019
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Slothitis

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
by RohanL May 14, 2020
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samothy

an elongated version of Sam ,usually used when asking for something.
me: can I have some of those skittles?

sam: no.

me: but samothy! how could you abandon me like this?

sam:hhhh fine here ya go
by the beaniest of memes June 18, 2020
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skull sloth

A female who performs the art of fellatio too frequently. Basically, a girl who guzzles the cum like a champ.
by wonttell April 6, 2006
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Aidan Smith

An "Aidan Smith" is a man who will steal your name.
He is an egg and a thief.
Aidan Smith totally gets pegged by BBWs.
by AidanStoleMyName December 26, 2021
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will smith’d

The act of smacking the shit out of someone who insults your wife.
Bro, Jamal done told folk that Im a Cuck and my girl she bald as hell; will smith’d the shit outta me…
by Frank P R. March 28, 2022
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