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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.
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by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009
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smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.
Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!
by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008
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Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."
That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.
by Daylorb March 16, 2011
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smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?
While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.
by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010
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Smoke Nazi

A smoke Nazi is a bigot who is wholly intolerant of people who choose to smoke tobacco.

Smoke Nazis often will walk up to people casually smoking and tell them to fuck off, or otherwise be an ass.

They also assume that all people who smoke tobacco (or hookah, or whatever) are knuckle-dragging monkeys with low IQs.

See also: Meat Nazis (vegetarians who bitch at others who eat meat)
So I was standing outside the bar dragging on a cig and this Smoke Nazi comes up to me and drunkenly bitches me out. What the hell? Fucker could have kept moving and not been an asshole.
by Fancy Feast August 22, 2007
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smoke the meat pipe

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.
by Dank Rider July 19, 2004
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smoke bomb

To vanish without detection from a big night out on the booze with friends.
Can happen for various reasons including but not limited too picking up, incoherence, vomit etc.
Rob: What happened to Jim last night?

Clint: I think he smoke bombed after he met that trashy bitch
by Steele Adams August 28, 2007
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