smack whore

a person who has sex in exchange for heroin

My smack whore ODed, how am I gonna get laid now?

by Xaxier January 19, 2008

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

Seacow

Term used to describe a female that forgot to put the fork down.

"Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up."
"Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?"
"Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty."

by Cpn Ahab August 20, 2009

Smack cheeks

Getting some butt or fucking a bitch

Hey baby I'm trynna smack cheeks

Flacko's trynna smack cheeks with ol girl upstairs

by Açtion Jackson November 7, 2016

cobra smack

the act of smacking one's penis across another person's forhead

when a buddy is sleeping you whip out your penis and smack his forhead awaking him abruptly, yelling out, "Cobra Smack".

by chad j k October 20, 2007

chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting

(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-

by piper4hire January 27, 2008

porno smack

the smacking sound that happens when you are having sex

you guys had sex, i heard the porno smack coming from the room

by ALCRUZ March 29, 2008