by john tyler October 26, 2006
Get the semen slurper mug.1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.
2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
Ex.
Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
by ozzythefish June 3, 2009
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A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
Get the Blacktop Slurper mug.adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.
When your girlfriend goes down so far on your cock that she can slurp up and suck one or both balls into her mouth.
by Angel's Prince December 4, 2013
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Certain combinations are better, exotic flavored rum, such as cocoanut or mango tend to go well with blue raspberry or cherry, while vanilla rum or plain white rum goes well with Coke. Spiced rum is a harder mix, but still works well.
Related- SLUMPED: being SLUMPEE drunk.
Certain combinations are better, exotic flavored rum, such as cocoanut or mango tend to go well with blue raspberry or cherry, while vanilla rum or plain white rum goes well with Coke. Spiced rum is a harder mix, but still works well.
Related- SLUMPED: being SLUMPEE drunk.
"Hey, (FRIEND 2)"
"yeah, (FRIEND 1)"
"Let's head to the (local convenience store) and make some SLUMPEES!"
"Awesome dude, we're gonna get so SLUMPED"
"yeah, (FRIEND 1)"
"Let's head to the (local convenience store) and make some SLUMPEES!"
"Awesome dude, we're gonna get so SLUMPED"
by Ashton Dillinger July 11, 2007
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kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb
by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010
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