chastity shorts

Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.

Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.

by bedazzler1 August 4, 2009

booty shorts

something that hot chix wear that make guys hard

if ne chix got pix of themself wearin em email me

by tha punisha November 30, 2003

Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009

booty shorts

sexy shorts that make girls look sexy, feel sexy, and be sexy! it's also a way to screw a guy. but let's not talk about that.

i wear booty shorts coz my ass is tiny and it looks good with my g-string, and it's easier for guys to grab mah ass n for me 2 feel it!

by sexyassb!tch December 30, 2003

Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 5 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck

Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid

by 69420funny October 31, 2020

sports day

A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump

by shaun gardner September 9, 2006

Sophie shorts

Really short shorts for girls. Sometimes they are rolled up, making them even shorter.

My mom wouldn't let me wear sophie shorts because she said I looked like a whore.

by Shelbeh May 21, 2008