Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.

The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

see you on the slopes nerd

It’s an expression in which the person saying it is just saying see you later or something like that

Jim: Alright I think I have to head home now.
Dave: See you on the slopes nerd!
Jim: What the fuck does that mean?

by WaitWhatDoIPutHere? April 12, 2018

your mother cut slope

a remark made when someone insults you and you have nothing to say. they will not understand this phrase because they'll be wondering why the fuck their mother is cutting a slope and not a skin fade like all the matreps. thank me later

"eh fuck you la your gf left you right"
"YOUR MOTHER CUT SLOPE LA KANINA"
"what"

by aaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb August 20, 2021

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000

When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

slope nazi

A skiier or snowboarder who spends more time slagging of the other sport than actually enjoying themselves on the mountain.

Snowboarder: "Fucking hell! I got cut up by like four skiiers today. Honestly, they are such twats with their poles and prickish clothes. Jesus! They can't even do tricks!"

Skiier: "Fuck off! It's the boarders that are the twats. You guys spend all day in the snowpark trying to bust "phat air" listening to your pathetic music. Come and join the real men on the slopes...oh sorry, just remembered, you couldn't keep up."

Observer: "Jeez, you guys, stop being such slope nazis."

by theintergalaticjester April 5, 2005

slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh

I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error

by markwjames January 14, 2006

slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005