dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010

Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

sixtenth

the way ghetto walmart on raggard in louisville, ky spells sixteenth on your cake for your sweet 16 party. all the people who work there are under-educated and black. they can't spell to save their life. they are all ignorant and messed up mentally. either because they are a) on drugs b) a crack baby c) a dropout or d) all of the above. just because you are ghetto and talk like a retard doesnt mean you spell everything the way you pronounce it. im surprised they spelled the rest right. idiots...

i bought my birthday cake at ghetto walmart, only to realize they spelt "sixteenth" as "sixtenth".

by gabby(: September 5, 2010

Smitten

When you're trying to portray your feelings to camber but you gotta keep it lowkey

Yo bro, that one chick was being really smitten today, I wonder why.

by Camber_11 April 21, 2017

piss-sitter

Someone that sits down to pee.

Wtf dude, I aint no piss-sitter, I'm a typical male.

by Piss-stander November 28, 2006

high-sitter

Those tall chairs at the bar that you usually see at the bartender's counter.

I'll get on one of those high-sitters and order myself some vodka.

by FL4ym3Burn June 12, 2018