Back-up Singer

A back up singer is just that, someone who is in the behind hte rest of the band providing additional vocals for the lead vocalist. Back up singers are genrally not the main players in the band thus the term "back up" singers. Not considered to be one of the key players. When and if the back up singers desides not to attend, the concert can techniqually go on without them. This being said, as a back up singer you should know your place and have full understanding that it is the experience that you will use in the future that is trully your reward. Many great singers started off as unpaid back up singers. Genrally getting only food and housing pervided for them. At most a nation wide touring band gives no more then 5% of the pay to Back up's. Not including sales percentages of merchandise. The two most important parts of a back up singers is the ability to hold a note, and the responsibility of bringing your own microphone. If you are unable to do so watch out behind you cause someone else will.

Back-up singer
BU-I want equal money as a member of the band.
BAND-but you can't even sing.
BU-I show up
BAND- yes but you can't even sing

by William Smithers August 5, 2008

long island sincerity

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.

jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.

by Leslieeee February 10, 2008

sanker

a pimp, or a hairy man who is drunk all the time. This man must also be employed at a BP gas station.

Steven looks just like a sanker when he has that pokemon shirt on.

by Gary Coleman February 2, 2003

Stinker

A fart that you cannot hear and you only know it's there because you can smell it.

Whose stinker is that?

by Judge dredd7 May 13, 2011

stinker-dick

A guy who wants to put in in a girls/guys poopshoot.

"Dude! Mike wants to put it in sof's ass?!"
"Yeah man, he's a stinker-dick"

by Fucker tits April 14, 2008

Singer Puppet

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2008

sincerious

Being sincere and serious at the same time.

Jimmy: Yeah, RIGHHHTT.

Tom: No, I'm being sincerious.

by nesbolin July 10, 2009