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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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Simp

Kyle. It's Kyle.
by merpmeepmapmoopmerp December 9, 2021
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Simp

Did you guys know Griffin is a big simp?
by DisasterDoctor March 12, 2020
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Simp

Someone who does absolutely to much for the person they like
Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!
by Ebonydebaddie October 13, 2020
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Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore

Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
by The anti simp February 16, 2020
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SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.
by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021
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Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.
Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.
by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020
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