shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Shitcident

Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.

I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.

by Goat Gut May 27, 2008

Shitbix

Antonym to sweetbix... In most circumstances, it's used in conjunction, as it can be hard to understand otherwise. Often used (as well as sweetbix) to be purposefully obnoxious, therefore making it amusing, though to some it can be incredibly irritating, so choose your audience wisely. When using it without sweetbix, make sure they have heard of the term 'sweetbix', so that they can see the full beauty, and don't just think you're a dickhead.

Person 1: Man, I just had english.
Person 2: Oh sweetbix!
Person 1: Nah man, actually it was pretty shitbix.
Person 2: Awh. Shitbix.
Person 1: Yeah. But I have math next, so that should be sweetbix!
Person 2: Yeah man, sweetbix.

by mixyourmilkwithmycocopops March 29, 2010

shitbird

anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.

That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.

by frank woods November 6, 2012

shitbink

inside joke mofos suks to be so suk my dik biatch

ginelle thompson nos wat dis shit meens

by Tommy February 7, 2005

shitbird

Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.

"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"

by Justin B-K July 16, 2008

ShitDickTaco

While Giving a girl anal sex, you pull out and push her ass cheeks together and pushing your dick between resembling a taco

"Dude I gave Ashley a ShitDickTaco last night

by XxStayGoldxX February 14, 2010