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identity shopping 

A form of voyeurism frequently practiced by narcissistic, self-obsessed people with unconsciously low self-esteem while walking around or riding on public transport through a busy city.

It involves making snap judgments about the appearance of members of the same sex, e.g. clothes, hair style, build, accessories etc. The identity shopper then copies the appearance of people they like the look of, and so feel much better about themselves. Until they see someone better looking, then they copy them, and so on.

Over time, this cycle raises the standards of dress for a large part of the population which is why people in cities always look so much hotter.
Girl: "Wow, you've gotten hot since you moved to the city! Good work!"
Guy: "Thanks! I just try to copy all the hot guys I see walking around."
Girl: "Dude, you are so gay."
Guy: "Nah, it's just identity shopping."
identity shopping by dalb0z July 6, 2010
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closet shopping 

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.
hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!
closet shopping by jonnyss August 20, 2010

Food Shopping Chicken 

Where you'll eat any old crap in the house, just to avoid having to go food shopping.
I'm eating toothpaste for dinner tonight - playing food shopping chicken.

Panty Skipping 

To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.

The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.
I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!
Panty Skipping by PRabbit December 13, 2010

Cap Shopping 

Riding your bicycle around your neighborhood with your delinquent friends searching for valve stem caps on cars to steal and put on your bike.
The low rider on Marathon drive have some nice chromies on it and the Suburban has 8-ball caps. Lets go cap shopping!
Cap Shopping by ShawnHatesyou September 7, 2013

Highon shopping 

Online shopping when you are high. Sometimes, order confirmation mails are suprises the users. It is the most chill and dangerous way of shopping.
A: Hey girl! Why the hell you need that head band for?
B: I have no idea. I was highon shopping the other day and I found this in my mail box.
Highon shopping by lyricpoet May 29, 2016

Instagram Shopping 

Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.
I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.
Instagram Shopping by mt_b22 March 22, 2020