the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 21, 2024
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
by PlasmaBolt November 20, 2015
by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 01, 2021
Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
“james shields is sexy asf!”
"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
by seal_of_approval May 19, 2024