Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.
by Zalis August 3, 2004
Get the American Spelling mug.1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.
2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch
“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”
“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”
“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”
“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
by Caswellianhero November 15, 2016
Get the wife selling mug.A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
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Get the Smellin Dog Shit mug.This is a term in golf when you chunk the absolute shit out of a ball and it works out. It sounds terrible and has zero spin. The hitter usual acts as if it was well struck.
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Get the sellined mug.In a porno movie when a man with a large semi soft penis inserts it a woman's vagina, it curves or bends as its being crammed in
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