stakhanovite

someone who works above and beyond and is therefore better than everyone else.

“omg you produced more steel than your quota this month, you stakhanovite!”
“thanks, i’m getting a holiday to moscow as a reward!”

by orladeeznuts April 26, 2022

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.

Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Monday Steak Night

A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.

Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby

by Euro Stene May 26, 2017

chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.

Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.

by j5689 July 9, 2017

rumple steak

What rumplestiltskin eats when describing who to kill next

"Dearie make me some rumple steak or I'll burn you to the steak

by Rumplesteak August 18, 2017

Carolina steak

Slang for bologna

Man, that Carolina Steak sandwich was good @

by Bigbronxbeard May 17, 2019