Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

Johny Sergeiovich Flick

The freshest guy around, a proud Ukrainian with a love for Arbuz who everyone always listens to. Idolised by many, matched by none.

"Wow, is that Johny Sergeiovich Flick over there? He is so fresh!"

- "I could really use some Arbuz right now..."
- "Just ask Johny Sergeiovich Flick, he always has some to share."

by jsf6969 June 14, 2019

1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company

Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies

by 1stSgt Red October 30, 2019

Sizzle sergeant

Sizzle sergeant is a twitter account that should have 5,000 followers . Sizzle sergeant is also the coolest person on twitter

Person 1 :Man sizzle sergeant should have 5,000 followers
Person 2 : ikr he's so cool

by Sizzle Sergeant March 1, 2020

Pill sergeant

That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.

James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.

Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.

by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020

Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021