Senior Says

When playing cards with a senior citizen and they make all the rules to work in his/her favor.

We thought we were playing Gin Rummy with Dana's grandma; but as the rules kept changing we realized we were actually just playing a game of Senior Says.

by uproutetree October 17, 2009

Senioriffic

the i dont give a crap and say and do whatever i want because im old and earned that right attitude expressed by senior citizens

Hank had just gotten his social security check and was feeling so Senioriffic, he ripped a huge fart in the bank line, and then told the other customers, When I was in Korea, they sprayed us with mustard gas. And Weeeeeeeeeee Liked it, you buncha pansies!

by Mikey 5-0 August 15, 2010

Senior Snoop Dogg

A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.

Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'

by CaliWilli December 10, 2011

senerchia

To complete 99% of a game and quit.

You totally Senerchiad Bloodborne, Watch Dogs, Destiny, Dying Light, Halo 1-4 and Pac-man.

by smalldong May 7, 2015

seirf

Fries spelled backwords. 😂😂😂

I love seirf. Seirfs are good

by Snlryan.alseah May 14, 2015

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

seneria

sexy, fun girl. Loves to party and have fun. Smart and beautiful. Likes to dance , ride bikes, and have fun. Most likely can get any boy she wants. Has black and brown hair. brown eyes. very goofy and fun!!

go seneria, you the best

by fleekforever212 January 24, 2018