scando

I which someone is in reference to being fake or shady

"Bro you not gonna roll up ?" "You scandoe."

by Darkcrown January 17, 2017

Spandolage

The biggest fear of a programmers

I can't handle all the spandolage we need to develop.

by pessimistic_developer April 15, 2020

Sando

A neanderthal male masquerading as a 21st century man. Glimpses of inner self can be seen after introducing alcohol wherein The Sando will snort alcohol for small amounts of pocket change. Can also do advanced yoga poses in inebriated state.

That guy there seems normal but he's a total Sando.

by AHT233 November 14, 2020

Mexican Standoff

When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.

David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!

by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017

Shando

A phrase localised to central Scotland, mainly Stirlingshire. Also used south of the border to describe someone who furiously masterbates in public.

"that guy is a total Shand", "what a shando", "Will Shand is a fucking homo"

by Sorcha Polly April 1, 2007

Seadoo

The act of defecating in the ocean to extend your time enjoying the waters and waves.

It took you long enough to get back to the lineup. Sorry, had to seadoo.

by krad June 5, 2013

Textican Standoff

When two people who hook up text back and forth trying to get the other person to invite them over.

Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.

by nat100 November 1, 2010