hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

Chin Scratcher

1. Something that makes you scratch your chin.
"My beard is a chin scratcher."

2. Something that is puzzling.

"Crafting recipes are chin scratchers"

"That tree is a damn chin scratcher"

by _honest_indian_ March 2, 2015

bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.

Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.

by laraza May 31, 2011

my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

schit

the act of taking a shit in school or during school

yo man, i just took a schit.

by captin awesome September 26, 2010