Screech

The process of playing an upper woodwind instrument, such as a clarinet or flute

Geneveive will now screech her clarinet for you

by SisterSav December 30, 2018

Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.

Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt

by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020

knob scratcher

a hairdresser in Birmingham, UK

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"

by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005

nickel stretch

five year jail sentence

i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E

by CrunkdaFunk222 January 16, 2009

Love scratche(s)

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back

"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"

by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013

trolling for scratch

The formal act of going to a bar (or another location where people may meet/interact) with the pure intention of fornicating with someone of questionable physical attributes and/or lower standards.

After being turned down by beautiful women the past 3 weekends, Tommy decided it was time to go trolling for scratch.

by Joshua_$_M December 11, 2007

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005