Schmoo

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

by SJ January 12, 2004

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

Schmogle

To move things around in hopes of getting a more desirable outcome.

I don't like the arrangement of these desks, let's schmogle them a bit, until we are all happy.

by Earl Van Cumberpatch June 13, 2018

schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops

Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.

by VNKbitches February 18, 2014

Schmood

The current feeling or mood related to being bored or annoyed.

Its monday and I am tired this is my schmood.

by leeele March 7, 2018

Schmooze

Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.

Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.

Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.

Hey, I'm going to go schmooze for a minute.

Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing.

by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010