schmee schma

The answer to a question that someone annoying asked, or a comeback.

person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No.
person 1: Give me my book back.
Person 2: No
person 1: Give me my book back.
person 2: Schmee Schma
person 1: *laughs*

by Sara July 9, 2004

schmack

Smackdown given by anyone whose last name starts with sch

That dude Schmid just laid down some wicked schmack!

by dave27705 May 8, 2008

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Schenatron

A human who whishes to be a robot, walks in a mechanical way- as if hes doing the robot. Never shows emotions and has a very bitchy attitude.

Tom:Dude stop being such a schenatron! and feel up ur girl.
David:'F' u im not into that sort of thing

by Robotron March 7, 2007