Bomb Scare

One who embarks on a night out on the town with one idea in their thoughts - to get f***** up beyond belief on their choice of drugs - alcohol, ecstasy, cocaine, valium. You name it...
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.

Chaos mode. You've had one or four too many Double Glen Morangies and that girl you're eyeing up is actually a big fat hairy heifer. You think it's time to improvise a few moves on the dance floor, namely faliing on your arse. You see someone you know and talk s*** to them for as long as you can about how you love them really. You are a bomb scare!

by Malcy McQ February 6, 2007

scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".

Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.

by FionaB January 11, 2014

scarebus

A funny term for Airbus aircraft. Typically said by Boeing fans

I ain't flying a scarebus... If it ain't Boeing I ain't going

by aviationfan747 August 1, 2019

scare

a word to descibe a ugly girl

oi u scare, shuddnt u be in a zoo

by pepe the king prawn October 22, 2007

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

scarecrow

1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(blowjob, head, dome, etc.)

1-that nigga's a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain

by trent May 4, 2004

Counter-scare

To scare someone who scared you to make them feel as scared and twice as guilty.

John popped out of no where with a mask on to try to scare me, so I counter-scared him by having a fake heart attack.

by Dino-K March 1, 2009