Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.

Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.

by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012

sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy

"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"

by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015

Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)

I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!

by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008