ben sager

A dick who will betray you. Has no balls don't fucking trust them they're a psychopath and yes there is a backstory to this.

"Oh look it's that asshole Ben sager what a prick"

by pseudonym_libra April 9, 2017

cylindrical glass saber

A marijuana smoking apparatus

A bong

S: Bro, pass the cylindrical glass saber please? Lookin to pack some danks...

M: Alright man... but I get greens.

by BigEasy88 March 28, 2013

One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

fucked up saber-tooth tiger

The act of ejaculating into both of a girl's nostrils and having the cum leak out in two trails giving the appearance of a saber-tooth tiger.

She's left me on read ever since I gave her the fucked up saber-tooth tiger.

by Yeefus2022 February 2, 2021

sauerkraut

The act of scooping a guy's balls or crotch-slapping a girl. Usually when the act is committed the phrase "sauerkraut" is yelled.

I walked up to Tina yesterday and gave her a sauerkraut. She called me a pervert and kicked me in the balls.

by nycvirgo April 18, 2009

saberoid

Weapons used in power ranges to kill the bad guys. GO GO POWER RANGER!

Go Billie, you can do it, kill him with you SABEROID!

by Sethan September 16, 2005

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006