Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Sacasm

-n- an event in which irony and sarcasm flow freely from the eyes.

"Joe I just had the most intense sacasm ever when Phsycopath interrupted my hypocrisy."

by Johnny Carson Bill July 24, 2009

Sarcasm

When irony has an orgasm.

(based on actual events)

Helen: what's a good quote to add under my definition of sarcasm?

Guy: hand greande pins in every line throw them up and watch something shine
linkin park lyrics

Helen: dude. sarcasm?

Guy: ooooohhh lol, idk
yea i'm hopeless

Helen: with that sarcasm??? heck no....<----(sarcasm)

by Music3is2my1 February 27, 2009

Sarcasm

The difference between you and the person who doesn't get it.

Retard: Hey, are you okay?

You: Oh yeah, sure, this car parked on top of me is just separating me from my leg. I'd be much obliged if you could beat yourself to death with it.

Retard: Sure!

You: Sarcasm...

Retard: I wasn't being sarcastic!

You" *Facepalm*

by Rowena Ravenclaw April 20, 2012

Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: I don't know..
Person 1: Really?!
Person 2: That was sarcasm..

by Carav98 May 12, 2014

sarcasmicness

(n)The level of sarcasm present in a person or statement.

Your sarcasmicness amazes me.

by Ben S. August 11, 2005

Sarcasm Spasm

the feeling which one have while they have made a sarcastic comment at someone and the person targeted gets it but the one who have made it can't help feeling smug and keep smirking over his own comment..and keeps on being haughty..

(in debate)
Friend 1:dude Alicia is so hot...i can hardly stop noticing her body..
Friend 2:oh yeah..whenever i see her she reminds me of Samnsung Flat screen HD tv...what a figure..

Friend 1: (turns sour face)
Friend 2: (keeps on smirking)
Friend 1:ok..ok...thats enough now come outta ur sarcasm spasm..

by St. Lunatic August 16, 2010