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Even the most successful salty slapper, will have experienced a time of deep frustration and disinterest, surviving a time when they were considered merely a belligerent waster.
by Make your voice seen October 23, 2019
Get the Salty Slappermug. Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.
Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.
by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005
Get the salty washmug. A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
Get the Salty Hammockmug. A youtube Artist/Gamer called UNiCOMICS. Gets really agitated and pissed during the horror game Dead By Daylight.
by Adude1234 July 2, 2017
Get the Salty Personmug. Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.
A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017
Get the Salty toothpastemug. The act of ejaculating on ones partner while leaning back or standing over them so the semen would land on them like rain.
by danglingptr December 9, 2008
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