sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

sack swipe

To give your scrotum healthy swipes of a stick of deodorant between your nuts and thighs.

I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.

by Farkus Cluck May 10, 2008

Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 9, 2009

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

Sack Sergeant

Another name for a penis.

The sack sergeant presides over the balls.

by Rob E. Beckett September 30, 2009

Action Sack

when you receive friction burns or sores on you testicles from to much sex the night before.

hey my nuts are killing me after last night, i must have action sack

by Sir Bishop Samson August 1, 2010

nit sack

sack of nits

cool your nit sack

by smart jamal April 26, 2011