Saaifa

Saaifa can come of as a cold person but inside she is really caring . She usually keeps her thoughts to herself , but when it comes to the people she's closest with she doesn't mind having a chat with them. She is hardworking and determined , but also makes it a priority to ensure she's up to date about the latest news , whether it be the news or a new movie. Saaifa is highly intelligent and probably has an IQ of 100+ , she has a lot of contextual knowledge and is a useful friend. For example if there is uncertainty around a particular topic , ask saaifa and she will confirm it , however she's not perfect , and rarely makes mistakes . She is precise and sharp and shows no competitiveness , and is supportive to the people she cares for. Occasionally she can get a bit riled up , and snap at you , but don't take it to heart , she'll usually apologise :) As well as that saaifa can often have a facade and rarely if not ever shows her emotions (for example you'll probably never see her cry). She can pretend to be intrigued in a completely irrelevant conversation , (if she cares for you) . Overall saaifa is a cool person , who you do not want to mess with , she won't mind throwing a few insults around , and she does not give a damn about who you are. Just know she's a nice person once you get to know her! Also her favourite colour is pink and she's a girly girl :P

Wow , she's so intelligent ! I can't believe she got into oxford ! Who is she ?
Oh that girl ? She's Saaifa !
Oh my god , I feel so jealous , I want to kill her , she took my spot !
Oh , don't even , she'll basically destroy you !
Hmm , whatever

by 7834633012 May 7, 2019

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Head Said

Unique individual of which all marvel at the sheer sight of his magnificents.... A Higher being amongst peasants... The perfect lover who has mastered the arts of The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana....A worker of Said tool... He is well versed in oral play of a woman's anus....Literally The Worlds Most Handsome Man....

He has reached "Head Said" status....

If it ain't Head Said, I don't want it!
I want said head only from Head Said...

by Handsome Jimmy November 9, 2013

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he said, he said.

A credibility contest between two men, where the truth of exactly what was verbally expressed is in question. This situation usually arises because there were no third-party witnesses, credible recordings, nor other facts that can substantiate one particular version of the story.

This neologism emerged out of the press reports that President Donald Trump had pressured FBI Director James Comey to drop the FBI's investigation into Michael Flynn's involvement with Russian officials.

Running out of intelligent things to say, the reporter unimaginatively stated that the James Comey memo situation was essentially a "He said, he said." type of affair.

by TDP41000 May 17, 2017

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i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

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That's what she said

Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said

Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome

Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said

by PERSON ON THE INTERNET YAH YEE September 6, 2017

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I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

by TDYank June 9, 2020

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