Swamp Hoe

A highly unattractive,buckled hooker, with an extremely swampy Oder that can only make money in swamp like surroundings.

That Swamp hoe was hell a buckled, but I guess it was still worth the dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

Swamp snake

When you pull it out after rough anal sex and your dick is covered in shit

Guy 1 : "Hey what did you do last night"
Guy 2 : "Me and Mary done anal and i got the swamp snake"

by Urtik August 14, 2018

Swamp Fest

When eveyone is hanging out having a good time and going wild.

“Damn this just became a swamp fest”

by Locknessman August 19, 2018

swamp opera

White house drama played out on TV 24 hours a day

I can't get into my daily soap operas with so much going on with the swamp opera on CNN.

by luckyjoecanuck November 22, 2018

Swamp stamp

When you leave a triangle of swamp ass on the back of a toilet seat.

Ben is so nasty. He left his swamp stamp on my toilet seat and didn't have the decency to wipe it off.

by LordKatz April 2, 2019

Swamp-Bird

Another word for swamp pussy. Generally a female with an unwashed, swamp-like vagina. Primarily used by Coal Grove middle school students.

“Damn, that bitch stank! I think she got swamp-bird!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 11, 2019

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022