stoner jesus 

the jesus to the stoner. stoners worship him as if he were real and they pray until there is a great amount of marijuana

i cant go out tonite i have to pray to stoner jesus for some weed

stoner jesus by rainbowsandunicorns8492 August 10, 2006

stoner sence

if you smoke pot on a daily basis you will have this instinct you know what the deal is at all times and your quick about it weither it be driving or just chilling around you will have this strange feeling and if your high enough you will have a visual of the action that is being senced . this is however always confused with paranoia with is a short term effect of marijuana that is usually wrong and can get u smacked and or passed . usually this vision will consist of how you can find weed, or what ever the situation maybe at the time and you solve the dilema while stoned

that kid man he has like a stoner sence he always knows what to do in the right situations

stoner sence by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

stoner proof 

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

stoner proof by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

stoner 

a peson who smokes weed, ussually a calm good spirited person. enjoys what weed has to offer life as a means of stress reduction. stoners rairly snap lose it and kill 50 people on the way to work one day. generally looked down apound by other people even when they are coked right up most of the time.
fucking coke heads

"look at that stoner waisting his life and wrecking his heath. lets do another rail."

stoner by Ricky_Slate April 6, 2004

stoner tangent 

The out-of-nowhere tangent subject that comes up in the middle of a conversation between a group of people who smoke weed a lot.

Stoner 1: "So, last night was fun. I got really drunk."

Stoner 2: "Yeah. Do you ever think about what it would be like to be a duck?"

Stoner 1: "Dude. That was a total stoner tangent."

stoner tangent by BluntToMyLips March 31, 2009

stoner feet 

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

stoner feet by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Stoner Swag 

A walk that stoners tend to have. It is a swift, gliding movement. Although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. It is accompanied by a sleepy look.

The boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.

Stoner Swag by vhattttt June 16, 2011