Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.

Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!

by Krico April 26, 2010

tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.

Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!

by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009

Jewish Standard time (JST)

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010

TIM Standard

1. someone that is just way to standard; a scrub.
2. Somone that is unoriginal and a complete follower of standard things.

1. Damn foo your such a TIM STANDARD!
2. Ay TIM STANDARD haha you suck at life

by SFC:. November 30, 2006

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

Tremonti Standard

A guitar tuning that consists of DADGBE, in which the Standard E tuning is dropped a full step. This tuning is used by many of today's hard rock bands, but was popularized by Creed's Mark Tremonti on 1997's hit "My Own Prison."

OK, to play this song, tune your guitar to Tremonti Standard.

by ajbrandt1 November 11, 2006

Sydney Standard

The supposedly high standard of food, transport, shopping etc. found in Sydney, Australia. This phrase is used by up-themselves Sydneysiders (particularly of the North Shore and Eastern Suburbs varieties) who are of the opinion that nothing is as good elsewhere as it is in Sydney.

This food is not up to the Sydney Standard

by dr. dani December 7, 2011