Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

Sludgewreck Stall

A bathroom stall that exists, but is avoided by most people due to the disgusting conditions, lack of proper functionality, or urgently needed maintenance.

Such conditions may include stalls lacking doors, feces covering the toilet seat, mold growing on the ground, etc.

“I entered the skiles restroom, only to find myself facing a flooded, poop-filled, bug-infested, sludgewreck stall, which I promptly decided was not worth the risk to my well-being.”

by airplane127 October 25, 2023

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting

Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper in your stall so you swap stalls mid shit with your pants at your knees to continue the shit and wipe

Cole: ihad to commence a stall transplant at Walmart last week
J.B. : yeah me too

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019

tyler stallings

The shortest motherfucker who has a perm and never gets girls. Only plays video and with a slight rat tail. Saying tyler has a one inch wonder would be generous.

Wow Tyler Stallings really never grew since 5th grade.

Did Tyler Stallings just get his perm redone today?

by BenMyerburg42069 January 30, 2020

Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.

Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!

by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019

Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 01, 2024