You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?
by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

by Kelsey Lauren March 17, 2008

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.
A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.
by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

Opposition stall-warts are good-hating ugly political warts that pop up everywhere. In USA they block or delay Covid relief measures. In India they block Parliament, Roads or even reforms. In UK they block Brexit. These stall-warts are ugly undesirable features and keep popping up in every country.
by AJMOH February 2, 2021

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

by warren torri September 20, 2007
