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Gentleman's Splash

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
by jfaceman April 28, 2016
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Clam Splashing

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.
by Gnug November 3, 2017
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Night splash

The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..
'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'

'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
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Splash the streets

When a fine young lady has no other choice when there is no bathroom available but to flood the block.
It’s past closing time and this Uber isn’t going to arrive for 14 minutes. I guess Sia is going to have to splash the streets.
by C Rizzle3 April 19, 2018
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@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020
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social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed
“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.
by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017
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pizza splash

the sound an old asian man makes after a session of love making with his young handsome wife.
ahhh pizza splash, i could go for a fortune cookie.
by beanballz June 10, 2011
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