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Spam Javelin

"You f***ing spam javelin!"
by Darren November 26, 2001
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SPAM

An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.
(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!
by bryri November 23, 2010
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spamcock

Noun

An entity permeates webspace with spam, whether it be your blog, myspace, or website. The spamcock is fearless in his/her self serving plugs for his/her fourm, website, or other link that completly sucks. This term could apply to any website/webspace that shamlessly promotes its self or others through annoying banner ads etc.
"If that spamcock plugs his shit one more time on my website, Im gonna ban him"
by Shitbox April 28, 2006
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spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)
Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"
by Jart1014 September 20, 2009
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Spambuster

A person who doesn't like spamwankers (Please see UD for definition of Spamwanker) The Spambuster will go out of his (or her) way to retaliate against the said Spamwanker so they either leave the group or see the error of their way and stop spamming.

One one group they have a hall of fame whereby the said spamwanker has their picture defaced in a humourus manner an shown to the Spambusters of that siad group

Spambusters normally hunt in packs of 4 or more and target the Spamwanker all at once. In some occasions up to 10 Spambusters will all join in
Spamwanker Spambuster Twunt Spamtwunt
by A Homage to Kapitan July 2, 2010
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Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.
Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."
by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013
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the spaceman

when you are in 0 gravity and you cum in the air and a woman
catches it in the air with her snatch......
the spaceman are heros....
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