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Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
by the david thomas April 1, 2008
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sort out

sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act.

- to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.
<first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out.

<second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i.
by younglad January 13, 2010
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shorts

noun; used by a third party person to express when somebody has insulted or humiliated another person
Luke: Shut up Pat, you suck dick for crack.

Jim: Shorts, Pat!
by patper November 23, 2004
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Youtube shorts

An absolute abomination
No joke bro, no need to download tiktok instead you've got "youtube shorts". This feuture is still available to watch, basically inside the youtube shorts it's just a bunch of cringy shorts, skits, tiktok repost, and etc..

It's also addictive as tiktok
Also youtube shorts is the one who made the "png-tubers" trends which is trending right mow in tiktok currently. Not only that there are many bunch of horrible content creators-..
Doesn't recomend this. It's just youtube being hungry again...
"Let's post some videos in youtube shorts!"
by BoringCrumbs April 21, 2022
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Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.
Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016
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Bustin' Shorts

The act of giving someone half of the smoked cigarette. The person usually lights up a cigarette as another ask using the term ‘bust me shorts’ meaning letting them smoke half of still lit cigarette.
Person 1: Man I need to smoke this port.
Person 2: Ey' man bust me shorts on that.
Person 1: Man, I'm always bustin' shorts on you, buy your own pack!
by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008
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dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.
Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!
by biggy rection March 22, 2009
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