Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

cooter snot

the vaginal secretions used to lubricate the vagina and balance the ph levels for sperm cells to reach the host

Youre cooter snot is dripping off my face.

by t3s April 23, 2007

snot nose

A child. Due to children always having the sniffles or being sick.

That little snot nose brought home the swine flu from school.

by Lucentar79 November 25, 2009

Snot Fuck

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.

" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"

by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012

Dragon snot

The residue left from an angry dragon. A mixture of cum and snot. If hacked and spat becomes dragon spit. May cause dragon breath

You need to sort your nose love, you've got dragon snot

by Peen77 August 6, 2017

Snot laugh

When you laugh so hard that snot comes out of your nose.

It was so funny, I let out a snot laugh.

by Lil Essy May 30, 2020

Rock snot

when your boogers are so dry and hard it is as if you have rocks for snot. Usually discovered upon waking up in the morning, especially in the winter.

I tried blowing my nose when I woke up this morning but I had rock snot and nothing budged.

by CLS CU January 16, 2015