Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023

Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.

Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!

by Ricky Nevada May 11, 2018

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025