The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol
by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008
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(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
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When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
by DL Marx August 6, 2006
Get the slapping thomas mug.The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.
"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"
"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
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Get the slapping the bag mug.The act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one's extended middle finger into their exposed anus. Traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.
A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".
A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".
Andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he'd left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping Bob the previous evening.
If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?
If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?
by princessfifi July 12, 2011
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by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008
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