When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
Get the Crippled Snailmug. by Herm Fern January 10, 2014
Get the Snail Saltmug. A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014
Get the Snail Eyemug. by Ali-A intro March 11, 2022
Get the Snail Hailmug. The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly
Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.
by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022
Get the Snail sandwichmug. A term commonly used amongst users of powdered chemical compounds used to get off your face.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
A slug is an overpacked line - resembling a slug and a snail is an overpacked bomb - a slug in a shell.
by CARLITO_EL_GRANDE January 20, 2015
Get the Slug / Snailmug. To slowly sabotage someone or something; To bring a relationship or events to an end slowly; kill slowly
by All day 1978 May 3, 2021
Get the snail blademug.