Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010

smoochy boochies

to reefer to ganja, weed, grass, green greens, or any other slang name for marijuana

Guy 1: Hey man i got those smoochy boochies
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah
Confused Girl: Wahhhhht?

by J.P Jayperson June 29, 2010

Smooke

a thick haze

amidst the morning smooke, I forgot to wear my pants

by boommmmmmmm June 12, 2018

Loubie Smooch

A special kind of kiss which involves rolling your partner over and kissing one of their bum cheeks then giving it a little playful bite. Guaranteed to suprise your partner!

"I gave her a lovely long loubie smooch"

by Groovy October 11, 2003

Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010