Slacker Barbie

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

Slack-jawed yokel

«Most folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

«Most folk’ll never loose a toe, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

by KingBlorp November 5, 2019

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

super slacker

college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.

Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Rob T. R. September 14, 2007

On the slack

Gentleman’s appendage at rest.

“How big is it?”
“On the slack or off?”

by Slapheadylicious April 7, 2020

slack

to goof off, to waste time, to waste your whole life

I dropped out of college, gonna just slack for a year or 2.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

slackjawed

The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out

by uncle whippity January 14, 2004