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by ochacoswife April 11, 2022

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

Shooting

Going After a Girl
Approaching a female
The act of attempting to flirt with a girl.
(Word is modeled after basketball players shooting a shot for a basket. You want to land the girl, who is the basket. So make your attempt by shooting your shot.)

Louis: "Damn!, look at that girl over there!"
Hans: "She bomb as fuck. You shooting?"

by K Savage XO April 30, 2015

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

Shifting Tin

Pumping iron at the gym - getting jacked and tanned.

Shifting tin; back and bi's chest and tri's

by Dr. Octagon12345 June 10, 2010

Shifting realities

shifting realities is based on the multi-verse theory. it is when someone shifts their awareness from this reality or another, to a different reality!

-shawty, i wanna go to *insert media* so bad- i wanna chill with my comfort people/characters.

-duder, have you heard about shifting realities?

by vamp1re.rat July 9, 2021