numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 09, 2013
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sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.
"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."
by ferretz-6 April 24, 2023
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Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 02, 2010
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Gold Shirts

he enforcement wing of the Trump Imperial dynasty. They wear gold in reverence to their golden-haired, affluent leader: The Big Don himself!
The Big Don will unleash the Gold Shirts on California if they try to secede.
by Big_Don_T February 22, 2017
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Elmo shirt

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
by magoo112 September 28, 2010
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grey shirt

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.
Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.
by lesiongang September 12, 2018
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b-shirt

A t-shirt you get free when every you buy a case of beer. Usually given away as a promotion.
Frat Guy One: Hey, did you get the beer?
Frat Guy Two: Yah, and a free b-shirt to go with it.
by ThePsychoMachine March 05, 2009
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