Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010

milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

Shirt butt

The crease formed in combination of large bust and low cut top.

I'd fuck that shirt butt same as Brady would pocket a sandwich.

by Troubled by the CSO October 4, 2016

sped shirt

An XL tie dye T-shirt with a printed image of an animal. The most common animals seen on this style shirt are white tigers and wolves.

"I really like this sped shirt. It channels my inner wolf energy."

by ferretz-6 April 23, 2023

Jagging shirt

a shirt that is worn when an individual is out to score some bitches

YO DUDE!I like your totally rad Jagging Shirt.you must be out to score some super hot bitches!

by thepeej January 13, 2009

football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.

Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.

by JMC70 May 5, 2016