Holy Ship!

A phrase widley used to replace the highly popular, highly offensive curse word. An Intergection.

-The man on the corner of your street is not a man.

-Holy Ship!

-He's/She's a hooker.

-Holy Ship!

-And He's/She's your Dad/Mom.

-HOLY SHIP!

by Sam Haynie August 15, 2008

Ship, captain, and crew

Noun, can be used as a verb: The act of inserting one's penis into a rectum. This is the ship. Upon the successful entry of said penis, one will insert the first (perferred) of two testicles. This is the captain. Upon the boarding of the ship this captain will ultimately need his crew. At this time the lesser of two testicles will be inserted. Once this has happened you have won the "pot" ... As in her anus.

I went to a dinner party with a date and asked if the ship, captain, and crew could come along.

by Kap'n KP April 20, 2016

Ship

A ship refers to more-or-less wishing a relationship on two (or more) Characters.
If there is more than 2 characters in a ship it is called a polyamouros relationship (Idk if i spelt that right)

Person 1: Hey dude, Have you seen Zak and Darryl flirting with eachother?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally ship them with eachother, They just would be the cutest couple

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 15, 2021

pizza ship

An endearing term for a very close friend. It phonetically is similar to "piece of shit". You know your best friends are the worst people in the world which is why you love them so much.

Nathan is such a pizza ship.

by cactusbot November 15, 2014

I ship mice elf

“I ship mice elf” Means “I Shit Myself”

Charlie: Hey, I dare you to say “I ship mice elf”
Jack: Ok! I ship mice elf- Wait...

by Nolan Levi March 5, 2020

On Hold - Ship now

PayPal's stupid way to collect money from your EBay purchases.

Dammit, I can't collect my money because Paypal's blocking it with On Hold - Ship now!

by DeRalle January 14, 2009

shiesty

when a person is acting shadey...kinda I guess talking smack behind ur back.. then acting like everythings peachy king when youre face to face with them

Man.. youre shiesty! =)

by Kerrianna Beck May 16, 2003