shed scrolling

scrolling through shedtwt (self harm + eating disorder twitter)

“I’ve been shed scrolling to distract myself”

by asterr_0 March 2, 2024

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

Meth Shed

A third party location where Meth is made, and stored, so it can not be traced to you

John: Hey man, you got the stuff right?
Joe: Yea, let me run out to the Meth Shed real quick!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.

- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !

by Ima Potato June 1, 2024

Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

Pee Shed

The term "Pee Shed" refers to the practice of someone who urinates in the anus cavity of another person for storage.

"Hey did you see that girl over there? I wonder if she will let me rent her Pee Shed?!

by Texas Timmay June 14, 2011

Shed-ware

IT Software invented by some dude in a shed. Has amazing website claiming incredible features and a wide client base. Is in fact just one guy in a shed trying to do it all.

SAP is an Enterprise grade ERP tool, globally renowned and recommended in the Gartner magic quadrant as one of the most innovative and leading products in the market. This product, on the other hand, is shed-ware.

by Consulting101 May 3, 2023